(Baby Dorothy giggling)

Anthony: Got your nose!

(Baby Dorothy giggles continue)

Officer Down: Look out! He's got a nose!

(gun fire)


Man: You've gotta help me, man! My tie is evil and it's gonna kill meeee...

(other man slowly backs away)

Man: Please don't hurt me...

(tie does a evil laugh)


Man: Hello parking meter!

Meter: Hello!


Man on the left: Hey guy, hey, smell my flower Squidny.

Man on the right: (sniff) Mmmmmmm

(alien chestburster busts from his chest)

Man on the right: LOL!

(chestburster sldes back into his chest)


(Murray walks up to a button labeled "POINTLESS BUTTON! Warning: Pointless)

(Presses button "click")

(long silence)

Murray: Hmm.


Man on the right: Hey, man. (Man suddenly punches him) OWW! What the hell is wrong with you?!

Wiggly Announcer: Level up!

Emma: Somebody help me, I'm being robbed!

Foodman: I'll save you! Tree powers activate!


Greg: Die, potato!!

Potato: Nooooooooooo! (squashed by foot)

Jeff: (raises knife) Mmmmm... Yum!

(starts to cut cake)


Cake: Why would you do this?!?! I have a wife and family!!

Jeff: NOOOOOO!!!!

Cake: Ahhh... The pain... It's unbearable!

Jeff: What have I done?!?!

Cake: Ahhhh... (stumbles towards edge of table) Tell my children I love them...

Cupcakes: JEFFERY!!!

Cake: Ughhhh... (falls off table)

Jeff and Cupcakes: NOOOOOO!!


Anthony on the right: Hey. You know who's gay? (camera zooms in) You.

(looks down and notices that the "Jeff on the left" has stabbed him with a machete)

Anthony on the right: Aw, come on!!!