Man: Got your nose!
(baby giggles continue)
Officer: Look out! He's got a nose!
Man: You've gotta help me, man! My tie is evil and it's gonna kill meeee...
(other man slowly backs away)
Man: Please don't hurt me...
(tie does a evil laugh)
Man: Hello parking meter!
Man on the left: Hey guy, hey, smell my flower.
Man on the right: (sniff) Mmmmmmm
(alien chestburster busts from his chest)
Man on the right: LOL!
(chestburster sldes back into his chest)
(Man walks up to a button labeled "POINTLESS BUTTON! Warning: Pointless)
(Presses button "click")
Man on the right: Hey, man. (Man suddenly punches him) OWW! What the hell is wrong with you?!
Announcer: Level up!
Lady: Somebody help me, I'm being robbed!
T-Man: I'll save you! Tree powers activate!
Man: Die, potato!!
Potato: Nooooooooooo! (squashed by foot)
Man: (raises knife) Mmmmm... Yum!
(starts to cut cake)
Cake: Why would you do this?!?! I have a wife and family!!
Cake: Ahhh... The pain... It's unbearable!
Man: What have I done?!?!
Cake: Ahhhh... (stumbles towards edge of table) Tell my children I love them...
Cake: Ughhhh... (falls off table)
Man and Cupcakes: NOOOOOO!!
Man on the right: Hey. You know who's gay? (camera zooms in) You.
(looks down and notices that the "man on the left" has stabbed him with a machete)
Man on the right: Aw, come on!!!