Man 1: Hey man, look at my new dog!
Man 2: Aw yeah, that's pretty cool! Aw, there's no dog there!
Leo: Joey, did you eat my sandwich?
Joey: I am your sandwich.
(jumps into leo's mouth)
Man: Here, hold this. (Gives Man 2 a bomb.)
*walks away the nwalks back* Thanks.
Guy 1: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! STOP IT! CUT IT OUT MAN! I DON'T WANT THI-
Man: Pfft... Screw gravity!
Jim: Goodbye world...
World: Okay, Jim, I'll see you around. Where you goin - AWW! OH NO! Aw, that's not what I thought he meant by that at all!
Man: *gasp* There's something on your face! (punch) It was pain!
Guy 1: NO! WHAT IS HAPPENING? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? I CAN'T EVEN -
Guy 2: I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!!!
Guy 1: NAWWWWWWW!!
Man: Now son, don't touch that cactus. (son sticks to cactus.) (angry face)You're dead to me!
Dad: Honey, why is the baby on fire?
Mom: BUY ME MORE JEWELLERY!!
(unzips trousers) Cubicle man: Don't even think about it.
(Guy 1 punches Guy 2 which punches salad)
Man: Hey guys, check out my new camera! (shoots friend) No, wait, this isn't a camera!
Man: Die, potato!!
Potato: NOOOUHHH! (almost crushes potato)
ILT Kid: I like trains.
Man: OH NO NO WAIT!! (both crushed by train)
(I Like Trains Kid smiles.)