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Man 1: Hey man, look at my new dog!

Man 2: Aw yeah, that's pretty cool! Aw, there's no dog there!

(both growl)

Opening.

Leo: Joey, did you eat my sandwich?

Joey: I am your sandwich.

(jumps into leo's mouth)

static.

Man: Here, hold this. (Gives Man 2 a bomb.)

*walks away the nwalks back* Thanks.

static.

Guy 1: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! STOP IT! CUT IT OUT MAN! I DON'T WANT THI-

static.

Man: Pfft... Screw gravity!

(floats upward)

static.

Jim: Goodbye world...

World: Okay, Jim, I'll see you around. Where you goin - AWW! OH NO! Aw, that's not what I thought he meant by that at all!

static.

Man: *gasp* There's something on your face! (punch) It was pain!

static.

Guy 1: NO! WHAT IS HAPPENING? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? I CAN'T EVEN -

Guy 2: I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!!!

Guy 1: NAWWWWWWW!!

static.

Man: Now son, don't touch that cactus. (son sticks to cactus.)  (angry face)You're dead to me!

static

Dad: Honey, why is the baby on fire?

Mom: BUY ME MORE JEWELLERY!!

static.

(unzips trousers) Cubicle man: Don't even think about it.

static.

(Guy 1 punches Guy 2 which punches salad)

static.

Man: Hey guys, check out my new camera! (shoots friend) No, wait, this isn't a camera!

static.

Man: Die, potato!!

Potato: NOOOUHHH! (almost crushes potato)

ILT Kid: I like trains.

Man: OH NO NO WAIT!! (both crushed by train)

(I Like Trains Kid smiles.)

credits.

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