(GUY 1 STANDS ON THE BUILDINGS AND ALL GUYS LOOK UP)
Guy 2: No, don't jump! (GRABS CAMERA AND BEGINS RECORDING) Ok, now jump!
( TITLE SCREEN)
Man 1: You want a piece of me?
Man 2: Yeah!
Man 1: (peels part of his body off) Well, here you go then!
Man 2: (takes body part) Thanks! (Walks off)
Mother: Ok, kids. Who's ready to draw?
Kids: Me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
Mother: Ok then, draw!
(ALL SHOOTING ALL KIDS, STATIC)
(A KID IS FRONT OF THE TREE)
Kid: Ok, hit the apple.
(OFFSCREEN PERSON SHOOTS APPLE)
(THE TREE FALLS ON A KID, STATIC)
(GUY IS IN 3D, TALKING TO GUY 2, THEN HIS BUDDY WAS ON 3D TOO)
Guy 1: Hey, what time is it?
Guy 2: It's medication time! (EATS PILLS, THEN HIS BUDDY AND HE TURNED BACK)
Guy 2: This is better.
(SUSIE IS CHASING A BALL, GIGGLING)
Ball (chuckles): Chase me, Susie! Chase me!
(SUSIE GETS HIT BY A CAR, DIED)
Ball (in deep voice and mmhing): Good.
(A WOMAN SLIDES BY A GUY)
Woman: Hey, I'm not like other girls. I have... snake arms.
(WOMAN WAVES THOSE SNAKE ARMS, WITH A CAPTION SAYING "snake arms"; SNAKES SLITHERING)
Business Man: I'm sorry, Jim. But I have to let you go.
Jim: No, please!
(CAMERA ZOOMS OUT, REVEALING THAT JIM IS A BALLOON, AS THE BUSINESS MAN LETS HIM GO, LITERALLY)
(GUY 1 POINTS AT GUY 2)
Guy 1: Is this you?
Guy 2: Yes!
Guy 1: Hello!
Guy 2: Hi!
Man: Hey, here comes that trains gender guy.
I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.
(BOTH GETS HIT BY A TRAIN, DIED)
Young Kid: I wish I could fly!
Genie: (SNAPS) Your wish is granted!
Young Kid: YAAAY-! (HITS THE CEILING)
Sheep: Beep, beep. I'm a sheep. I said beep, beep. I'm a sheep.
Man: You know what I hate? Child murderers.
Guy: Oh, no! Here comes one now!
(CHILD IS CHASING BOTH WITH HIS KNIFE)
Child: (giggles) I'm going to get you!
(GUY RUNS AND JUMP)
(AFTER A FEW SECONDS, WE SEE A PIRATE SHIP)
(GUY HITS THE SHIP, EXPLODES AND DIED)
Sheep (WITH ELETRIC VOICE AND SING): Beep, beep. I'm a sheep. I said beep, beep. I'm a sheep. Beep, beep. I'm a sheep. I said beep, beep. I'm a sheep.
Guy: My beautiful baby! This is the happiness day of my life!
Teacher (SING): If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
(GUY DROPS THE BABY, HIS BABY DIED AND CLAP HIS HANDS)
(WE SEE TWO WOMANS, BUT LAYMON GUY POPS OUT OF THE LEFT WOMAN, WHICH WAS PROBABLY A COSTUME)
Laymon Guy: Have you seen my laymons? I want my laymons.
Fat Guy: I don't want to be fat anymore! (Takes gun and cries, but then eats part of a gun like chocolate)
Cow: Meow, meow. I'm a cow. I said meow, meow. I'm a-
(END OF THE EPISODE, BEEP, BEEP I'M A SHEEP SONG PLAYS WITH ASDFVIDEOS)
(SONG ABRUPTLY ENDS)