Girl: Marmite, have you seen my pony?
Marmite: Yes. I ate him.
Man: Marmite, why does no one like you? (Lights on fire) Oh, yeah.
Man: Hey! How do I get to your place again? Okay, thanks.
Boss: Steve, I giving you a promotion.
Boss: Yep, now you're fired!
John: Honey, I'm home. MARMITE! What are you doing?!
Marmite: I'm sleeping with your wife, John.
John: Oh, yeah. You are.