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Girl: Marmite, have you seen my pony?

Marmite: Yes. I ate him.

(girl cries)

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Man: Marmite, why does no one like you? (Lights on fire) Oh, yeah.

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Man: Hey! How do I get to your place again? Okay, thanks.

(crashes car)

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Boss: Steve, I giving you a promotion.


Boss: Yep, now you're fired!

(steve frowns)

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John: Honey, I'm home. MARMITE! What are you doing?!

Marmite: I'm sleeping with your wife, John.

John: Oh, yeah. You are.

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