The Salad Puncher is an Asdfmovie character who only appears in asdfmovie3 who hits him knocking the salad out of the other guy's hand. He is originally planned with his glasses, but in the final, they are removed. The Salad Puncher is punching it and says,"I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!"
(A guy is holding a bowl with salad when The Salad Puncher hits him knocking the salad out of the guy's hand. He starts punching it) The other guy says, "What is wrong with you? Stop it! Cut it out, man! I don't want it--"
The Salad Puncher keeps punching the salad and says I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!
The Salad Puncher keeps punching the salad while the other guy punches him.
Note: This transcript is from the first-ever theatrical Asdfmovie.
- Salad Puncher: GRR! (knocks salad out of the other guy's hand.)
- Other Guy: AHH!
- (The salad gets knocked onto the table. The Salad Puncher starts punching the salad.)
- Other Guy: What is wrong with you? Stop it! Cut it out, man! I don't want this happening! Why would you do this? I can't even—
- Salad Puncher: I am punching your salad!
- Other Guy: NOOOO! (throws a punch at the Salad Puncher)
- (constant punches)
- The other guy actually says, "Cut it out, man!" in the dialog.