The Salad Puncher is a generic asdfmovie character who only appears in asdfmovie3 who hits him knocking the salad out of another characters hand. He is originally planned with his glasses, but in the final, they are removed. The Salad Puncher violently punches the salad while yelling,"I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!"
asdfmovie3 and Ultrasdf Edit
(A man is holding a bowl with salad when The Salad Puncher hits him, knocking the salad out of the first man's hand, and then starts punching it) The other guy says, "What is wrong with you? Stop it! Cut it out, man! I don't want it--"
The Salad Puncher keeps punching the salad and repeats his first line: "I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!"
The Salad Puncher keeps punching the salad while the other man punches him.
Scene 3 continues, and the moon wants them to kiss.
Note: This transcript is from the first-ever theatrical Asdfmovie.
- Salad Puncher: GRR! (knocks salad out of the other guy's hand.)
- Man: AHH!
- (The salad gets knocked onto the table. The Salad Puncher starts punching the salad.)
- Man: What is wrong with you? Stop it! Cut it out, man! I don't want this happening! Why would you do this? I can't even—
- Salad Puncher : I am punching your salad!
- Man: NOO! (throws a punch at the Salad Puncher)
- (constant punches)
- (Man throws a punch at the Salad Puncher and continues to attack him with a volley of blows)
- Moon: Hey! You two should kiss!
- An Ultrasdf version of this skit also exists.