The Giraffe that Wasn't President is a skit that appeared in Asdfcomp.


A senator tells Jenkins that the Giraffe will never be president, and he is probably right.


  • Announcer: Coming this summer...
  • Senator: Dammit, Jenkins! The Giraffe will NEVER be president!
  • Jenkins: Yeah, you're... probably right.
  • Announcer: The Giraffe that Wasn't President. Rated R.
"The Giraffe that Wasn't President isn't looking very good."
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