Mine Turtle was raised at a petting zoo when one day there was a man named Tom. He shouted "Drunk Science!" and he drank a beer and made A Normal Tortoise into Mine Turtle. The cops tried to stop him before he could explode, shouting: "Look out he's got a nose!" but Tom doesn't. Many years later, Mine Turtle meets the I Like Trains Kid, who adopts him. Patoto is his bro.
"Technically, I'm a tortoise." (Mine Turtle music video)
Explosion & Mechanics
When slowing down the video, or looking very carefully very fast, the turtle first puffs his eyes out, he explodes with no blood. His mechanics are very, very simple. He moves to a certain location, if a character picks him up, he will fall on his back in a suicide attempt, this isn't proven though if it is suicide. If this is not done, he will be stepped on, either on accident or purposely. The mine turtle may be the mine in the joke of the skateboarding child/teenager and the officer in asdfmovie4.
- Techincally, he should be named Mine Tortoise, which is because he is a tortoise showing from the Mine Turtle music video.