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Stegosaurus

The Stegosaurus

I am a Stegosaurus! is a skit that is part of Asdfmovie4, Asdfmovie: deleted scenes, and Ultrasdf.

Squashes

  • Time Traveler
  • Suzie
  • Conspiracy Theorist

Script

Scene 1

Time Machine appears. The time traveller walks out.
Time Traveler: It worked! My time machine wor-
(The time traveler gets stomped.)
Stegosaurus: I am a Stegosaurus!

Scene 2

Mom: No, Susie! Don't walk in the road!
Susie: Look, Mom, I made it!
(She gets crushed.)
Stegosaurus: I am a Stegosaurus!

Scene 3

Conspiracy Theorist: Oh, no! Giant flying SHEE- (gets crushed)

Stegosaurus: I am a Stegosaurus!