I Like Trains is a popular recurring sketch in asdfmovie, appearing in asdfmovie2, asdfmovie3, asdfmovie6, asdfmovie9 and asdfmovie10. The sketches mainly consists of the I Like Trains Kid saying his famous catchphrase, "I like Trains", before getting hit by a real train from out of nowhere. (Occasionally the train hits other people in different sketches surrounding this gag)

Transcript Edit

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(Part 1) Edit

Girl: I like singing!

Boy: I like dancing! 

I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.

(gets hit by train)


(Part 2) Edit

Teacher (female): Hey kids! I brought you some cookies!

(kids cheer)

I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.

(kids stop cheering and stare at him as the I Like Trains Kid gets hit by the train.)

( static)

(Part 3) Edit

Harold: What are you up to son?

I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.

Harold: Haha! Yes you do.


(Part 4) Edit

Guy: Hey! You know who's gay? You-

( both get hit by train.)


asdfmovie 3 Edit

Guy: Die potato!

Potato: Noooooooo....!

I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.

Guy: Oh no no no no, wait!

(guy gets hit and potato gets squashed by train as the I Like Trains Kid smiles.)

asdfmovie 6 Edit

Mother: Here comes the aeroplane!

(Baby version of the I like trains kid smiles and opens his mouth, and a plane crashes into the house.)

asdfmovie 9 Edit

(phone rings, man presses talk)

I Like Trains Kid (calling) I like trains.

(train comes out of the man's phone)

asdfmovie 10 Edit

Guy 1: Hey, here comes that trainsgender guy!

I Like Trains Kid (in the distance): I like trains.

(splat + train horn)

Ultrasdf Edit

Bully: I'm gonna punch you in the face!

I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.

Bully: NOOOOOOOOO--- (gets hit by a train)

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