Asdfmovie8 is the eighth episode of Asdfmovie. It was uploaded to YouTube on October 10, 2014.
Voice Actors[]
- Joel Berghult (Roomie)
- Chloe Dungate
- Eddie Bowley (Eddache)
- Alison Bowley
- Sam Lavagnino
- Kylie Minogue
- Hazel Hayes
- Mark Fischbach (Markiplier)
- Felix Kjellberg (PewDiePie)
- Thomas Ridgewell (TomSka)
Transcript[]
Baby Song[]
Singer: ♪ Ooh, baby! I love you, baby! ♪
Woman: Stay away from my baby!
Baby: *unnaturally deep voice* But mother, I love him.
(asdfmovie8 title screen)
(static)
Backstories[]
Patient: Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories.
Doctor: When did this all start?
Patient: Well... *zooming on his face* AAAAAAAAAAAA-
(static)
Time/Suicidal Muffin 4[]
Guy: Hey! What time is it?!
Muffin: IT'S MUFFIN TIME!
Bystander: Uh, actually, it's 12:30.
(awkward silence)
Muffin: SOMEBODY KILL ME!!
(static)
Pay For Your Food[]
Waitress: Miss, you need to pay for your food.
Patron: Nope! (regurgitates a burger and leaves)
(static)
Worst Date Ever[]
Mother: Oh, Timmy, don't cry!
Timmy: (Cries)
Mother: Seriously, Timmy, cut it out!
(Timmy continues to cry)
Mother: Timmy! This is the worst date ever!
(static)
Skateboarding Cow[]
Narrator: And now, a cow pretending to be a man.
Friend: Alan, are you a cow?
Alan: What? No!
Cow: Ya, me neither! You guys wanna go skateboards?
(static)
There Can Be Only One[]
Woman 1: My boyfriend said I'm the most beautiful girl in the world!
Woman 2: Hehehe! My boyfriend said that too! (gets stabbed)
Woman 1: *demonic voice* THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
(static)
Giant Flying Sheep[]
Conspiracy theorist: Oh no! Giant flying SHEEP!
Witness: ...Those are clouds.
Conspiracy theorist: *Zooming in on face* NOOOOOO--
(static)
Real Man/Skateboarding Cow 2[]
Eddie: You're leaving me?
Zelda: Sorry, Eddie. I've met a REAL man.
Cow: Hi, babe! Yes, I am a real man. You wanna go skateboards?
(static)
Adopted[]
(dog panting)
Owner: You're adopted!
(High-pitch ding plays, dog looks either sad or scared)
(static)
Elevator[]
(worker presses a button on the elevator and runs away just before it opens up)
Old Man: You darn kids get off my property!
(static)
Mirror[]
Loner: Knock knock!
Loner's Reflection: Who's there?
Loner: A mirror! (zooms out, and is revealed to be just a mirror) I am lonely.
(static)
Magic Trick[]
Magician: Would you like to see a magic trick?
Kid: (smiling; zooming in on happy face) No!
(static)
Little And Big Babies[]
Man: Aww, look at the little baby.
Baby: (coos)
Man: And now look at the big baby!
Big Baby: *deep voice* Wah.
(static)
Dead Orphans/Skateboarding Cow 3[]
Orphanage Master: The orphans... They're all dead! What kind of man would do this?!
(The skateboard cow rides by)
Cow: (In whisper) Skateboards.
Gallery[]
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Behind the Scenes[]
- The cow is voiced by TomSka doing a faux Minnesotan accent based on a character he saw on Family Guy.