asdfmovie: deleted scenes is a collection of skits that never made it into the series, which was released on November 17, 2013.
Transcript[]
Mother: Have you seen the baby?
Father: No, I think he got outside!
(as the mother leaves, the father's head zips open to reveal the hidden baby)
Baby (deep voice): You FOOL...
(asdfmovie deleted scenes title and everybody do the flop song plays)
Dougal Flopguy (voice only): EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!!!
(static)
(mailman walks up to customer and repeatedly tries to shove a letter into his chest)
Customer: N-no, No! Stop it...AAAAAA–
(static)
Depressed Guy: I am depressed.
Narrator: Suddenly, pineapples!
(He is seen again surrounded by pineapples)
Depressed Guy: This does not help.
(static)
Sun: (offscreen) Hey buddy, look over here!
(the guy turns to look and his eyes start frying)
Sun: Haha, now you're blind!
(static)
Larry: What's goin' on, guys?
Man: Larry, this is an intervention. You need to stop breaking people's necks!
(Larry breaks another person's neck)
Larry: What are you talkin' about?
Man: Larry!
Larry: What?
(Larry is already holding his head in a headlock)
Man: LARRY!!!
(Larry breaks his neck)
(static)
Man 1: Hey, cool hat!
(puts the hat on and disappears as the hat encompasses his entire body)
(static)
Mother: No, Suzie, don't walk in the road!
Suzie: Look, Mom, I made it! *gets stepped on by a stegosaurus*
Stegosaurus: I am a stegosaurus!
(static)
(a man is very slowly playing a Jack in a Box tune. It zooms out, only to reveal he is standing in the heart of a crime scene being investigated by police.)
(static)
Husband: Happy birthday!
Wife: AAAAAAAAAAA-
(pop)
Doctor: It's a boy!
(static)
Singers: Invisible Billy Adventures!
Friend: Hey, Billy, catch the Frisbee!
*the Frisbee sails across the shot, creating a small fountain of blood before another erupts on the floor*
Friend: B-Billy?
(static)
Doctor: Sir, I'm afraid you have brain cancer.
Narrator: Suddenly, pineapples!
(The Doctor and patient are surrounded by pineapples, and the patient's head has been replaced with a pineapple)
Doctor: Well, the good news is you don't have brain cancer anymore....
(the patient's pineapple head falls off)
(static)
Victim: Save me, SuperGuy!
SuperGuy: No.
(Victim falls to his death)
Victim: You're a diiiiii... (trails off)
(Victim splats into the ground)
(static)
(Apple and orange with faces drawn on)
Boy: Hey Apple, Apple! Apple! Hey Apple!
Father: Well, we failed. *shotgun pump* Don't look, honey.
(static)
Guy: Hello, Mine Turtle!
Mine Turtle: Hello!
Narrator: Suddenly, pineapples!
(They are surrounded by pineapples, before a falling one hits Mine Turtle's button, killing them both)
(static)
Singer: ♪ He's a magical pony flying through the sk- ♪
(pony suddenly gets annihilated by a missile, and his head lands on the shoulders of a bud on the ground.)
Bud: I love it!
(credits roll)
Bully: Hey. You know who's gay?
(they are immediately shown holding hands as the Wedding March plays)
Bully: Us.
*ending sequence*
???: Hey! You should buy some asdfmovie T-shirts at sharkrobot.com! I wanna buy a boat! Oh, yeah!
Trivia[]
- The Magical Pony Skit is a reference to TomSka's video "The Fallen", where a character with a horse head gives a thumbs up and exclaims "I love it!"
- TomSka has expressed regret on his vlog for not just making this video asdfmovie8, as he would be "a whole asdfmovie ahead by now." He loves every single joke except for the pineapple one.
- This marks the return of the stegosaurus from asdfmovie4 (not counting the Mine Turtle song because it is non-canon).
- The "Invisible Billy Adventures" title is styled the same way as the "The Science Show" title from asdfmovie4.
- The unknown person saying he wants to buy a boat is a reference to a song TomSka made. He also sounds similar to the people from the first skit of asdfmovie3.
- The skit with the 'talking' fruit references DaneBoe's Annoying Orange.
- This is the third appearance of the “You Know Who‘s Gay” running gag.
- The music box in one of the skits is playing Pop Goes the Weasel.
- Todd Bryanton did the vocals for the "Invisible Billy Adventures" and "Magical Pony Flying Through The Sky" like he did in asdfmovie6 and the Muffin Time card game announcement video.
