Don't Jump is a recurring asdfmovie skit that appeared in asdfmovie7 , asdfmovie10 & ultrasdf

Transcript Edit


  • Guy 1: Don't jump! You have so much to live for!!
  • Dougal Flopguy: (slides in, jumps) Everybody do the flop!!!
  • (Everybody fall slaps, the 4th guy falls, blood coming out.)


  • (guy stands on a building)
  • Onlooker: NOOOO! Don't jump!
  • (Onlooker grabs out a camera)
  • Onlooker: Okay! Now jump!

Ultrasdf Edit

( Dougal Flopguy slides in & smashes a window )