In the asdfmovies, the characters die due to some of the insane acts. Below are the shown deaths so far.
In the Die Potato skit, the potato was crushed by a man's foot. He gets his revenge in the next asdfmovie.
In the Cake skit, The cake is attempted to be cut into slices. However, he reacts very strongly and jumps off the table, much to the sadness of his two cake children.
Cake's children Edit
When the Cake falls to his death, he squishes his children to death.
"I Like Singing" Girl Edit
In the I Like Trains skit, She, alongside the "I Like Trains" and "I Like Dancing" kids, possibly, gets run over by the "I Like Trains" Kid's created train.
"I Like Dancing" Boy Edit
In the I Like Trains skid, He, alongside the "I Like Trains" Kid and "I Like Singing" Girl, possibly, gets run over by the "I Like Trains" Kid's created train.
Kitten Fight Victim Edit
In the Kitten Fight skit, a kitten is thrown at him causing him to die from a severe allergic reaction to adorableness.
"You Know Who's Gay" Guy Edit
In the Who's Gay skit, he is run over by a train, despite the "I Like Trains" Kid being nowhere in sight.
Gay Guy Edit
In the Who's Gay skit, As the "You Know Who's Gay" Guy is about to call him gay, a train comes to run the duo over, despite the "I Like Trains" Kid being nowhere in sight.
Jim says goodbye to the world, then shoots himself. The world, however, did not expect his death.
The man's son floats onto a prickly cactus.
Camera Man's Friend Edit
The friend is shot by the "camera", which is actually a gun.
The potato is run over by the train created by the "I Like Trains" Kid.
"Die Potato" Man Edit
When he is about to crush the potato, he gets runs over by the train created by the "I Like Trains" Kid.
He ignores the police officer's warning about skating in the minefield and detonates a mine.
He wishes to be a pie and bakes himself in the oven.
Time Traveler Edit
He travels back in time but, he gets crushed by the "Stegosaurus".
Random Man Edit
He rushes in to tell the other man to quickly shoot him in the face. The man does so.
The man's tiny son is crushed when he fails to catch the giant ball.
Banana Fighter Edit
The man starts a banana fight but, he ends up getting shot in the forehead.
Mine Turtle Edit
Mine Turtle explodes when his button is stepped on.
Mine Turtle's Friend Edit
He dies in the explosion caused by Mine Turtle.
Mine Turtle's Pursuer Edit
He dies when he steps on Mine Turtle's button, causing an explosion.
Ledge Man Edit
When he is about to walk off a ledge, he is carried off by an invisible force to the unknown that possibly killed him.
Mine Turtle (Again) Edit
Mine Turtle falls out of the little girl's hands, hitting his button and causing him to explode.
Little Girl Edit
When showing her mother Mine Turtle, the turtle falls out of her hands and explodes.
Little Girl's Mother Edit
She explodes in the Mine Turtle explosion, alongside her daughter.
Holding Man Edit
A man tells him to hold his knife and is stabbed through his stomach.
Mine Turtle Hater Edit
He vows to not step on Mine Turtle, but he ends up getting crushed by a llama's car.
Magical Pony Edit
The Magical Pony was shot down by an army man's weapon as it was flying through the sky.
Trumpet Player Edit
He shoots himself with his trumpet.
Mine Turtle Edit
His button is pressed by the foot of a member of the Barber Shop Quartet, causing him to explode.
The 4 Singers Edit
All four of them die in the Mine Turtle explosion caused by a member stepping on the turtle.
Tiny Man Edit
The man explodes which causes his friend to reply with "Apples!"
While talking with her father, she draws a picture of a bear in crayon on a real bear's stomach, causing it to eat her whole.
When feeding her baby, an airplane crashes into the house.
Choking Victim Edit
He chokes to death, but is still able to high-five his friend.
Desmond the Moon Bear was revealed to have died from being stuck on the moon for a prolonged amount of time.
"Catch the Knife" Player Edit
She gets shot in the forehead with a gun while playing "Catch the Knife".
Stacy shoots herself to avoid going to the prom with Brian.
Jumping Man Edit
He falls off the building when Dougal Flopguy arrives, as he can not resist doing the Flop.
Frowning Man Edit
He is told to turn his frown upside down, so he twists his neck, causing him to die.
She says that her boyfriend also thinks she is the prettiest girl in the world, then the other girl cuts open her throat.
The orphans were all killed by the cow pretending to be a man.
Steven died when a passerby greeted him, causing him to stop singing and explode.
Jimmy's Dog Edit
Jimmy shoots his dog when his mother tells him to take it out.
Banana's Friend Edit
The banana walks over to see the peel of his friend.
Cell Phone Man Edit
The man answers his cell phone to the voice of the "I Like Trains" Kid. As usual, a train comes to run him over.
Pole Vault Participant Edit
The man is running up to perform the pole vault but, he gets stabbed by the lance of a man who is jousting.
After doing an impression of his or her dead father, the impressionist disappears.
Impressionist's Father Edit
He was dead at the time of the skit he was mentioned in and these footsteps were followed by his son/daughter.
Jumping Man (didn't show) Edit
It can be assumed that the man about to jump jumped off the building after the man watching set up his camera.
The children are shot down by their teacher when they were told to draw.
Apple Balancer Edit
The man balancing the apple on his head is crushed by the tree behind him.
Susie is hit by a car while chasing the talking basketball.
Jim (balloon) Edit
When let go, Jim the balloon floats to his demise.
"I Like Trains" Witnesses Edit
The witnesses get crushed by the "trainsgender" I Like Trains Kid's train.
Wishing Kid Edit
The kid flies and hits the ceiling after his wish to fly is granted by the genie.
Child Murderer Victim Edit
There is blood on the Child Murderer's knife, implying that the child has already killed someone.
Cannonball Guy Edit
The guy crashes into a pirate ship and explodes.
The baby is dropped by his/her father when he claps his hands.
asdfmovie: deleted scenes Edit
Brain Cancer Patient Edit
The man is diagnosed with brain cancer, then his head turns into a pineapple and falls off.
Susie (again) Edit
After she is warned not to walk in the road by her mother, Susie thinks she made it across safely, but ends up being crushed by the "Stegosaurus".
Magical Pony (again) Edit
The Magical Pony is hit by an exploding pineapple and its head falls on a bud on the ground, which he loves.
Cliff-side Man Edit
The man is hanging on the edge of a cliff, demanding Super Guy's help. However, Super Guy says no and the man falls to his doom.
Men at Larry's Intervention Edit
At the intervention, Larry is told to stop breaking people's necks. However, this doesn't stop him from breaking the necks and killing the men at the intervention.
Several children are dead at a crime scene.
Invisible Billy Edit
Due to being invisible, Billy has his head slashed open by the Frisbee due to his friend not seeing him.
Mine Turtle Edit
Mine Turtle explodes, due to his button being pressed by a falling pineapple.
Mine Turtle's Friend Edit
The man dies due to the explosion of Mine Turtle.
Cool Hat Guy Edit
He died because the hat compressed his entire body.
asdfmovie2: deleted scenes Edit
Milk Spiller Edit
His milk is spilled and the other man tells him he then all. He cries out and ends up flooding the room.
Milk Spill Witness Edit
After telling the man who spilled his milk that he killed them all, he drowns in the flooded room caused by the spiller's crying.
Sandwich Eater Edit
He explodes in anger over a car being parked on his sandwich.
Car Driver Edit
After claiming that he parked on the other man's sandwich, he dies in the explosion of anger.
asdfmovie: deleted scene Edit
The cat is body slammed by the Man after he said body slam.
asdfmovie songs Edit
Characters in the "I Like Trains" song Edit
All but four characters died in the "I Like Trains" song. Some of those that died include, Guest at his wedding, other school students, his date, his teacher, and himself.
Characters in the "Mine Turtle" song Edit
The following characters were blown up by Mine Turtles, Bobby, Muffin thrower, Muffin Victim, Skater Kid, Stop Sign guy, Nameless men, Caveman, Aliens, and a majority of the Stegosauruses.
Characters in the "Do the Flop" song Edit
Some characters in the "Do the Flop" song died including, guy falling into spikes, flop concert attendees, and random people doing the flop around Dougal Flopguy