Dead Cake Is a 9th skit For Asdfmovie. A man who was hungry wanted a slice of cake without knowing that the cake is alive and has a family with cupcake babies, and he mentions his wife, he cuts the cake and the poor cake falls onto the floor and sadly but true dies in front of his little cupcake kids.
Man cuts a cake, it screams "AAAAAAAHHHHH!" and then falls on the floor.
Man: Mmm.. Yum!
(cuts the cake)
Cake: AAAAHHH! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!?! I HAVE A WIFE AND FAMILY!
Cake: THE PAIN! IT'S UNBEARABLE!
Man: What have I done?
Cake: AH TELL MY CHILDREN I LOVE THEM!
(cake falls off the side of the table)
(cake hits the floor)