Asdfmovie deleted scenes
Not to be confused with asdfmovie: deleted scene
Asdfmovie: deleted scenes is a collection of skits that never made it into asdfmovie 7 released on November 17, 2013. It currently has over 14 million views.
Skits
- Where's the Baby?
- Human Letterbox
- Suddenly Pineapples
- Look Over Here
- Breaking People's Necks
- Cool Hat
- I am a Stegosaurus!
- Jack in the Box
- Happy Birthday
- Invisible Billy Adventures
- Suddenly Pineapples 2
- SuperGuy
- Annoying Orange
- Mine Turtle 5/Suddenly Pineapples 3
- Pony 3
- Who's Gay 3
Transcript
Mother: Have you seen the baby??
Father: No, I think he got outside!
*as the mother leaves, the father's head zips open to reveal the baby*
Baby (deep voice): You fool!
*asdfmovie deleted scenes title and intro plays*
Dougal Flopguy: EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!!!
*static*
*mailman walks up to customer and repeatedly tries to shove a letter into his chest*
Customer: N- No! Stop it... AAAHH-
*static*
Man: I am depressed.
Narrator: SUDDENLY, PINEAPPLES!
*The man is seen again surrounded by pineapples*
Man: This does not help.
*static*
Offscreen Voice: Hey, buddy, look over here!
*the man turns to look and his eyes start melting*
Sun: Ha-ha! Now you're blind!
*static*
Larry: What's goin' on, guys?
Guy 1: Larry, this is an intervention. You need to stop breaking people's necks!
*Larry snaps Guy 2's neck*
Larry: What are you talkin' about?
Guy: Larry!
Larry: What?
*Larry is already holding the first man's head in a headlock*
Guy 1: LARRY!
*Larry breaks his neck*
*static*
Man 1: Hey, cool hat!
*tries the hat on and disappears as the hat encompasses his entire body*
*static*
Mother: No, Susie, don't walk in the road!
Susie: Look, Mom, I made it!
*Susie is squashed by...*
Stegosaurus: I am a stegosaurus!
*static*
*a man is very slowly playing a Jack in a Box tune. The camera pans out to reveal he is standing in the heart of a crime scene being investigated by police.*
*static*
Husband: Happy birthday!
Wife: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
*pop*
Doctor: It's a boy!
*static*
Singers: Invisible Billy Adventures!
Friend: Hey, Billy, catch the frisbee!
*the frisbee sails across the shot, creating a small fountain of blood before another erupts on the floor*
Friend: B-Billy?
*static*
Doctor: Sir, I'm afraid you have brain cancer.
Narrator: SUDDENLY, PINEAPPLES!
*The Doctor and patient are surrounded by pineapples, and the patient's head has been replaced with a pineapple*
Doctor: Well, the good news is you don't have brain cancer anymore....
*the patient's pineapple head falls off*
*static*
Victim: Save me, SuperGuy!
SuperGuy: No.
*Victim falls to his death*
Victim: You're deeeaaaad--
*Victim splats into the ground*
*static*
*static shots of an apple and orange with faces drawn on*
Young DaneBoe: Hey, apple! Apple! Apple! Hey, apple!
Father: Well, we failed! *cocks shotgun* Don't look, honey!
*static*
Guy: Hello, Mine Turtle!
Mine Turtle: Hello!
Narrator: SUDDENLY, PINEAPPLES!
*They are surrounded by pineapples, before a falling one hits Mine Turtle's button, killing them both*
*static*
Singer: He's a magical pony flying through the s-
*pony suddenly gets destroyed by the pineapple that activated the Mine Turtle, and his head lands on the shoulders of a bud on the ground.*
Bud: I love it!
*credits roll*
Bully: Hey. You know who's gay?
*they are immediately shown holding hands as the Wedding March plays*
Bully: Us.
*ending sequence*
Bully/TomSka: Hey! You should buy some asdfmovie T-shirts at sharkrobot.com! I wanna buy a boat! Oh, yeah!
Trivia
- The sun from Look Over Here looks like the sun from You're Fat.
- This is the last asdfmovie to use the pony.
- Its possible that the kid from "Annoying Orange" is the actor of the annoying orange.
- The Magical Pony 2 Skit is a reference to another one of TomSka's Video "HORSE", The Story is a killer lady that sounds like a men with a horse head!