|Season 1, Episode 9|
|Air date||August 7, 2015|
|Directed by||Tom Ridgewell|
Asdfmovie9 is the 9th installment of the asdfmovie series. It was released on August 7, 2015, and currently has over 22 million views.
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- Walk Down the Road
- What's His Name?
- I'm Hungry
- You're Going to Die
- Are You Hungry?
- Are You Going to Eat That?
- Phone Call/I Like Trains 7
- Pole Vault
- Gay Button
- Impression of Dad
Mom: Jimmy, take out the dog!
Jimmy: (puts on a swag pair of glasses) Yes, mother. (shoots the dog)
Mom: For a walk, Jimmy!
Steven: (singing) It's a lovely day to walk down the road, and if I ever stop singing I will explode!
Yanney: Hey, Steven!
Steven: What have you done? (explodes)
Woman: Aw, what's his name?
Dog: His name is David.
David: Hello, I am David!
Little Boy: Can Suzie come out to play?
Mother: Sure! (Suzie bursts out of the mother's uterus)
Little Boy and Suzie: Yaaaay! (runs off)
Girl: Dad, I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi, Hungry! I'm Dad!
Girl: Why did you name me this way?
Mugger: (Points gun that goes cock) You're gonna die!
Mr. Suicide: We're all gonna die.
(the mugger thinks, then lowers his gun looking sad)
(Close up of a banana skin)
(sound of footfalls)
(Zooms out as another banana enters the screen, and looks at skin to gasp in horror)
Girl: Ooh, a butterfly!
John: Honey, no!
Girl: (carried away by a butterfly) Whee!
Butterfly: She's mine now, John.
Guy 1: Are you hungry?
Guy 2: No, I'm crazy! (Hammy is revealed to be talking to a cactus)
(still shot of stairs)
(Guy is seen tumbling up the stairs)
Tommy: Excuse me, are you going to eat that?
Dodie: No... You can have it!
Tommy: Thank you! (takes the baby and leaves)
(Kammy is standing with his phone buzzing and ringing. He answers it)
I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.
(Kammy hit by a train)
(a pole-valuter runs down the track, and jams the pole in the ground before being impaled by a knight on a horse)
Girl: Honey, I'm pregnant!
(she is revealed to be talking to a lady)
Girl: I can explain!
Mother: I think we should be friends. (leaves him)
Guy: Ooh, I wonder what this does? (presses a gay button) Oh, I'm gay now. Huh.
Joker: Hey, wanna see an impression of my dad?
(Joker is gone)
Friend: (chuckles) Haha, Comedy.
- Steven's body may be a disguise of the Mine Turtle.
- The I Like Trains skit returns after a 3 episode absence since asdfmovie6. On that note, this marks the return of the I Like Trains Kid (heard offscreen).