Season 1, Episode 9
Air date August 7, 2015
Directed by Tom Ridgewell
Episode guide




Asdfmovie9 is the 9th installment of the asdfmovie series. It was released on August 7, 2015, and currently has over 22 million views.

Voice Actors Edit


  • Dog
  • Walk Down the Road
  • What's His Name?
  • Suzie
  • I'm Hungry
  • You're Going to Die
  • Bananas
  • Butterfly
  • Are You Hungry?
  • Stairs
  • Are You Going to Eat That?
  • Phone Call/I Like Trains 7
  • Pole Vault
  • Pregnant
  • Friends
  • Gay Button
  • Impression of Dad


Mom: Jimmy, take out the dog!

Jimmy: (puts on a swag pair of glasses) Yes, mother. (shoots the dog)

Mom: For a walk, Jimmy!

(title screen)


Steven: (singing) It's a lovely day to walk down the road, and if I ever stop singing I will explode!

Yanney: Hey, Steven!

Steven: What have you done? (explodes)


Woman: Aw, what's his name?

Dog: His name is David.


David: Hello, I am David!


Little Boy: Can Suzie come out to play?

Mother: Sure! (Suzie bursts out of the mother's uterus)

Little Boy and Suzie: Yaaaay! (runs off)


Girl: Dad, I'm hungry.

Dad: Hi, Hungry! I'm Dad!

Girl: Why did you name me this way?


Mugger: (Points gun that goes cock) You're gonna die!

Mr. Suicide: We're all gonna die.

(the mugger thinks, then lowers his gun looking sad)


(Close up of a banana skin)

(sound of footfalls)

(Zooms out as another banana enters the screen, and looks at skin to gasp in horror)


Girl: Ooh, a butterfly!

John: Honey, no!

Girl: (carried away by a butterfly) Whee!

Butterfly: She's mine now, John.


Guy 1: Are you hungry?

Guy 2: No, I'm crazy! (Hammy is revealed to be talking to a cactus)


(still shot of stairs)

Guy: Whoops!

(Guy is seen tumbling up the stairs)


Tommy: Excuse me, are you going to eat that?

Baby: (gurgling)

Dodie: No... You can have it!

Tommy: Thank you! (takes the baby and leaves)


(Kammy is standing with his phone buzzing and ringing. He answers it)

I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.

(Kammy hit by a train)


(a pole-valuter runs down the track, and jams the pole in the ground before being impaled by a knight on a horse)


Girl: Honey, I'm pregnant!

(she is revealed to be talking to a lady)

Girl: I can explain!


Mother: I think we should be friends. (leaves him)

Guy: Mother?


Guy: Ooh, I wonder what this does? (presses a gay button) Oh, I'm gay now. Huh.


Joker: Hey, wanna see an impression of my dad?

Friend: Sure!

(Joker is gone)

Friend: (chuckles) Haha, Comedy.

(end screen)







  • Steven's body may be a disguise of the Mine Turtle.
  • The I Like Trains skit returns after a 3 episode absence since asdfmovie6. On that note, this marks the return of the I Like Trains Kid (heard offscreen).


  • Animator: Ben Smallman
  • Directed and Written by Tomska
  • Music by Todd Bryanton
  • Film Editor: Elliot Gould

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