|Asdfmovie8 (object show version)|
|Season 1, Episode 8|
|Air date||1 January, 2014|
Asdfmovie7 (object show version)
Microphone: Ooh, baby! I love you baby!
Soap: Stay away from my baby!
Teddy: *Unnaturally Deep Voice* But mother, I love him.
Woody: Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories!
Match: When did this all start?
Woody: Well- *zooming on his face* AAAAAAAH!!!
Pencil: Hey! What time is it?
Cake: IT'S MUFFIN TIME!
Match: Uuh, actually, it's 12:30...
Cake: ...Somebody kill me!
Test Tube: Miss, you need to pay for your food!
Lightbulb: Nope! (hurks up cookies and leaves)
Leafy: Oh, Timmy, don't cry! (Teddy cries) Seriously, Timmy, cut it out! (Teddy still crying) TIMMY! This is the worst date ever.
Narrator (Adam Katz): And now, a cow pretending to be a man.
Balloony: Alan, are you a cow?
Balloon: What? No!
Cow: Yeah, me neither, you guys want to go skatebords?
Bubble: My boyfriend said I'm the most beautiful girl in the world!
Pin: Hehehe! My boyfriend said that too!
Evil Bubble: (stabs Pin) *demonic voice* THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
Woody: Oh no! Giant flying SHEEP!
Blocky: ...Those are clouds.
Woody: *Zooming in on face* NOOOOOO!!!
Coiny: You're leavin' me?
Needle: Sorry Eddie, I've met a REAL man.
Cow: Hi, babe, yes, I am real man. You want to go skatebords?
Tulip: You're adopted!
(High-pich dunn plays)
(Window presses a button on the elevator, then leaves just before it opens up)
Old Map: You darn kids get off my property!
Trophy: Knock knock! Who is there? A mirror! I am lonely...
TSFTM Microphone: Would you like to see a magic trick!?
TSFTM Burger: (smiling; zooming in on happy face) ...No!
Present: Aww, look at the little baby!
Little Teddy: (baby sound)
Present: And now look at the big baby!
Big Teddy: *deep voice* ...Wah.
Knife: The orphans... They're all dead! What kind of man would do this!?
Cow: (going "skateboards" through a pile of the dead orphans) ...Skateboards.