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Asdfmovie8 is the eighth episode of TomSka's YouTube hit sensation, Asdfmovie. It was posted on YouTube on October 10, 2014 and currently has over 29 million views.

Voice Actors

  • Joel Berghult as Singer
  • Chloe Dungate as Mother, Customer and Zelda
  • Eddie Bowley as Guy Asking For Time
  • Alison Bowley as Woman Talking About Boyfriend 1
  • Sam Lavagnino as Muffin
  • Kylie Minogue as Waitress and Timmy's Date
  • Hazel Hayes as Woman Talking About Boyfriend 2
  • Mark Fischbach (markiplier) as Man Afraid of Sheep and Man Looking at Babies 
  • Felix Kjellberg (pewdiepie) as Lonely Guy and Magician
  • Tomska as Baby, Cow, Man Afraid of Backstories, Doctor, Guy with Time, Alan, Alan's Friend, Man Who Points Out the Clouds, Eddie, Dog Owner, Old Man, Man Who Refuses a Magic Trick, Man Upset About Orphans and Narrator
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Transcript

Singer: Ooh, baby! I love you, baby!

Woman: Stay away from my baby!

Baby: *unnaturally deep voice* But mother, I love him.

(asdfmovie8 title screen)

(static)

Patient: Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories!

Doctor: When did this all start?

Patient: Well- *zooming on his face* AAAAAAAH!!!

(static)

Man: Hey! What time is it?

Muffin: IT'S MUFFIN TIME!

Bystander: Uuh, actually, it's 12:30...

(awkward silence)

Muffin: ...Somebody kill me!

(static)

Waitress: Miss, you need to pay for your food!

Patron: Nope! (hurks up burger and leaves)

(static)

Mother: Oh, Timmy, don't cry!

Timmy: (Cries)

Mother: Seriously, Timmy, cut it out!

(Timmy continues to cry)

Mother: TIMMY!!! This is the worst date EVER!

(static)

TomSka: And now, a cow pretending to be a man.

Friend: Alan, are you a cow?

Alan: What? No!

Cow: Yeah, me neither, do you guys want to go skateboards?

(static)

Woman 1: My boyfriend said I'm the most beautiful girl in the world!

Woman 2: Hehehe! My boyfriend said that too! (gets stabbed)

Woman 1: *demonic voice* THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

(static)

Conspiracy theorist: Oh no! Giant flying SHEEP!

Witness: ...Those are clouds.

Conspiracy theorist: *Zooming in on face* NOOOOOO!!!

(static)

Eddie: You're leavin' me?

Zelda: Sorry Eddie, I've met a REAL man.

Cow: Hi, babe, yes, I am real man. You want to go skateboards?

(static)

(dachshund panting)

Owner: You're adopted!

(High-pitch dun plays)

(dachshund saddens)

(static)

(worker presses a button on the elevator, then leaves just before it opens up)

Old Man: You darn kids get off my property!

(static)

Loner: Knock knock! Who is there? A mirror! I am lonely...

(static)

Magician: Would you like to see a magic trick!?

Kid: (smiling; zooming in on happy face) ...No!

(static)

Man: Aww, look at the little baby!

Little Baby: (Cooing)

Man: And now look at the big baby!

Big Baby: *deep voice* ...Wah.

(static)

Orphanage Master: The orphans... They're all dead! What kind of man would do this!?

(The skateboard cow rides by)

Cow: (In whisper) Skateboards.