Season 1, Episode 8

Air date October 10, 2014
Written by TomSka
Directed by TomSka


Episode guide

Asdfmovie8 is the eighth episode of TomSka's YouTube hit sensation, Asdfmovie. It was posted on YouTube on October 10, 2014 and currently has over 90 million views.

Voice Actors Edit

  • Joel Berghult as Singer
  • Chloe Dungate as Mother, Customer and Zelda
  • Eddie Bowley as Guy Asking For Time
  • Alison Bowley as Woman Talking About Boyfriend 1
  • Sam Lavagnino as Muffin
  • Kylie Minogue as Waitress and Timmy's Date
  • Hazel Hayes as Woman Talking About Boyfriend 2
  • Mark Fischbach (markiplier) as Man Afraid of Sheep and Man Looking at Babies 
  • Felix Kjellberg (pewdiepie) as Lonely Guy and Magician
  • Tomska as Baby, Cow, Man Afraid of Backstories, Doctor, Guy with Time, Alan, Alan's Friend, Man Who Points Out the Clouds, Eddie, Dog Owner, Old Man, Man Who Refuses a Magic Trick, Man Upset About Orphans and Narrator

Skits Edit

Transcript Edit

Singer: Ooh, baby! I love you, baby!

Woman: Stay away from my baby!

Baby: *unnaturally deep voice* But mother, I love him.

(asdfmovie8 title screen)


Patient: Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories!

Doctor: When did this all start?

Patient: Well- *zooming on his face* AAAAAAAH!!!


Man: Hey! What time is it?


Bystander: Uuh, actually, it's 12:30...

(awkward silence)

Muffin: ...Somebody kill me!


Waitress: Miss, you need to pay for your food!

Patron: Nope! (hurks up burger and leaves)


Mother: Oh, Timmy, don't cry!

Timmy: (Cries)

Mother: Seriously, Timmy, cut it out!

(Timmy continues to cry)

Mother: TIMMY!!! This is the worst date EVER!


TomSka: And now, a cow pretending to be a man.

Friend: Alan, are you a cow?

Alan: What? No!

Cow: Yeah, me neither, do you guys want to go skateboards?


Woman 1: My boyfriend said I'm the most beautiful girl in the world!

Woman 2: Hehehe! My boyfriend said that too! (gets stabbed)

Woman 1: *demonic voice* THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!


Conspiracy theorist: Oh no! Giant flying SHEEP!

Witness: ...Those are clouds.

Conspiracy theorist: *Zooming in on face* NOOOOOO!!!


Eddie: You're leavin' me?

Zelda: Sorry Eddie, I've met a REAL man.

Cow: Hi, babe, yes, I am real man. You want to go skateboards?


(dachshund panting)

Owner: You're adopted!

(High-pitch dun plays)

(dachshund saddens)


(worker presses a button on the elevator, then leaves just before it opens up)

Old Man: You darn kids get off my property!


Loner: Knock knock! Who is there? A mirror! I am lonely...


Magician: Would you like to see a magic trick!?

Kid: (smiling; zooming in on happy face) ...No!


Man: Aww, look at the little baby!

Little Baby: (Cooing)

Man: And now look at the big baby!

Big Baby: *deep voice* ...Wah.


Orphanage Master: The orphans... They're all dead! What kind of man would do this!?

Cow: (going "skateboards" through a pile of the dead orphans) ... Skateboards.


Big Baby: If you loved this video, then check out the other asdfmovies and subscribe to TomSka for more! I am a baby.


  • Asdfmovie8 introduces a new character: A cow pretending to be a man.
  • The static in this Asdfmovie is different from all the others.
  • This episode hosts the 100th skit: Backstories.
  • Three of the skits in this video involve babies, and the little baby was used in the closing video.
  • This is the third asdfmovie episode (first being Asdfmovie3, second being Asdfmovie7) to not have a skit in between or after the credits.
  • TomSka admitted in a vlog that asdfmovie8 is where his cynicism came into the writing process, as he was having a hard time coming up with the series' signature humor.
  • Australian singer Kylie Minogue, of all people, is a voice actor in this episode. Minogue is a fan of the series and had previously met TomSka according to a Twitter photo they took together.
  • From Complete Collection, Asdfmovie8 together with Asdfmovie5 has PAL pitch as high pitch.