Asdfmovie7 (object show version)
Season 1, Episode 7
Air date 30 December, 2013
Episode guide
Asdfmovie6 (object show version)
Asdfmovie8 (object show version)
Asdfmovie7 (object show version) is 7th episode of Asdfmovie (object show version) series.

Transcripts Edit

Microphone: Hey, what did you get for your birthday?

Map: I got older!

Microphone: Heh heh...

(Map rapidly ages)

Microphone: Aah! That is weird.

(intro plays)


Marshmallow: (carrying a knife) Hey, you wanna play catch the knife?

Apple: Sure! (gets shot in the face)

Marshmallow: (carrying a gun) Man, I suck at this game.


OJ: Ma'am, I'm afraid I caught your son doing... homework.

Pepper: Where did I go wrong?!


Cake: Hey Joey do you wanna eat me?

OJ: No thanks, Mr. Muffin.

Cake: But I wanna die!


Marshmallow: Hey Stacy, do you wanna go to the prom with me?

Bow: Uh, I'm sorry, but I'm a ghost.

Marshmallow: But you're not dea-

(Bow shoots herself in the head)

Bow's Ghost: (floating away) Bye, Brian.


Luigi Hat: Hey, buddy, do you wanna take this outside?

Mario Hat: Sure!

Luigi Hat: Wow, what a lovely evening!

Mario Hat: This was a really good idea!


Suitcase: Don't jump! You have so much to live for!

Casey: (slides into crowd) EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!

(Suitcase, Binder and Casey flops face first on the ground)

(Lightbulb lands on the ground from the building)


Eraser: Oh, I'm so full...

Cake: Do you have room for a muffin?

Eraser: No.

Cake: Why won't you let me die?


Coiny: (sliding over to Needle) Hey baby, are you an angel? 'Cause I'm allergic to feathers. (pukes)


(The sun is either bored or frustrated)

Saturn: (orbiting round sun): Yyyyyyyyyyou're fat!

(The sun suddenly smiles)


(Two people standing)

Yin-Yang: I am a very tall midget.


Fan: Hey buddy, turn that frown upside down!

Test Tube: Okay! (turns her head upside down and promptly dies)


(Desmond the Moon Bear intro)

(Frozen Icicle on the moon is shown)

(Screen says 'The End')


(Bow pulls light switch. Everything becomes Enanimat Ensanetay)

Bow: (screams)


Bow: Hey, want a banan-- OH, WHAT!! (Marshmallow screams) Ahh! No! Turn it back!

Cake: Who wants a muffin?

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