|Season 1, Episode 5|
Mine Turtle (Song)
Asdfmovie5 is the fifth Asdfmovie in the series, and was uploaded to YouTube on May 11, 2012. The episode is 1 minute and 28 seconds long, and has 14 skits (opening skit being "Falling Down the Stairs" and closing skit being "Random"). It is the first movie to feature the Mine Turtle and the Magical Pony. It is also the second movie to feature the Driving Llama. The video has over 36 million views.
Jamie Spicer Lewis as Bobby
Jenny Bingham as Girlfriend
Khyan Mansley as Guy Saying Hello to Mine Turtle
Jack Howard as Guy Who Wants To Play Video Games
Dean Dobbs as Guy Who Doesn't Want To Play Video Games
Chris Bingham as Guy Who Wonders If His Pony Can Fly
Don Fera as Ducks
List of SkitsEdit
- Falling Down the Stairs
- You Two Should Kiss
- Baby Voice
- Mine Turtle
- Video Games
- WARNING: LEDGE
- Muffin Factory
- Mine Turtle 2
- Hold this 2
- But it's opposite day
- Mine Turtle 3
Johnny: Hey, Bobby! Play that one about falling down the stairs!
Bobby: Sure thing, Johnny!
(Bobby purposely falls down the stairs and hits the piano)
Bobby: (muffled) I love it!
Girl: It's so beautiful out of here.
Boy: Yeah! It's just me, you and the moon.
Moon: Hey, you two should kiss!
Doctor: Sir, you appear to have a very severe case of... baby voice.
(Sir cries in baby voice)
Guy: Hello, mine turtle.
Mine Turtle: Hello.
(Man 2 steps on Mine Turtle, triggering button)
Man 2: Oh-
(Mine Turtle and Man explodes)
Video Gamer Guy 1: Hey, man. You want to play some video games?
Video Gamer Guy 2: No way, dude. You always beat me.
Video Gamer Guy 1: TELL NO ONE!
(Pal punchs Buddy)
(Guy walks to the end of the ledge but floats off)
Guy: Oh, ok.
(Guy is being hit by muffins)
Guy: Aw, man! Are you ever going to run out of muffins?
Muffin Man: (Deep accent) No, because I work at the muffin factory!
Random Man: I wonder if a pony can fly.
(Pony fly up in the air)
Random Man: Huh.
Narrator: And now, ducks.
Duck 1: (quacking)
(Quickly transitioning through voices)
Duck 2: I was just about to say that!
Duck 1: Are you serious?
Duck 2: Totally!
Duck 1: Aw, that's spooky.
Duck 2: We are so in sync!
Girl: Mummy, mummy! Look, a turtle!
Mine Turtle: Hello!
(Mine Turtle jumps out of Girl's hands and explodes)
Guy 1: Here, hold this.
(Sticks sword into Guy 2's stomach and walks away)
Bully: I'm gonna punch you in the face!
Nerd: But it's opposite day.
Bully: OH, NOOOO-!
(Bully punches himself)
(Mine turtle appears)
Man: Oh, no! I am not stepping on you!
(Car crashes and lama runs around screen)
Mine Turtle: Hello!
Guy 1: Do you ever get tired of being random?
(Guy 2 is seen, he has a beak instead of a mouth, Guy 1 gets back on screen, and he has a beak now)
Guy 1: Me neither.
(asdfmovie5 show pause, then credits end)