Asdfmovie3 is the third episode of the Asdfmovie series. It was uploaded on December 31, 2010 (nearly New Year's Eve), being 364 days since the upload of Asdfmovie2. The video has over 54 million views.
Voice Actors
Asdfmovie3
Skits
- New dog
- Where's my sandwich
- Hold this
- Salad 1
- Screw Gravity
- Goodbye World
- Something on your Face
- Salad 2
- Cactus
- Burning Baby
- Don't Even Think About It
- Salad 3
- New Camera
- Die Potato 3/I Like Trains 5
Transcript
Man 1: Hey man, look at my new dog.
Man 2: Oh yeah, that's pretty coo- (looks down) aww, there's no dog there!
Man 1: OOOOOOOOOHHH!
Man 2: AWWWWWWWW!
Both: OOOAAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAO!
(asdfmovie3 intro)
(static)
Guy: Joey, did you eat my sandwich?
Joey: I am your sandwich.
(Guy swallows Joey)
(static)
Guy 1: Here hold this.
(gives bomb to Guy 2)
(bomb almost explodes but Guy 1 gets it back before it can explode)
Guy 1: Thanks.
(static)
(A guy is holding a bowl with salad when The Salad Puncher hits him knocking the salad out of the son's hand. He starts punching it)
Guy: What is wrong with you? Stop it, Cut it out, man! I don't want it--
(static)
Guy 1: Pffft! Screw gravity!
(floats away, guy 2 smiles)
(static)
(Jim pointing a gun to his head)
Jim: Goodbye world.
World: Ok Jim, I'll see you around. Where you goin'...(gunfire) Aw, oh no! Oh, that's not what I thought he meant by that at all!
(static)
Man: (gasps) There's something on your face!
(punches other man in the face)
Man: IT WAS PAIN!
(static)
Guy: No! What is happening why would you do this I can't even-
Salad Puncher: I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!!!
Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
(static)
Father: Now son, don't touch that cactus.
(son is pulled onto cactus)
Father: YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.
(static)
Harold: Honey, why is the baby on fire?
(Baby giggles)
Wife: (spazzing) BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!!
(static)
(there are two guys, 2nd has a urinal on him. Guy 1 starts to undo zipper on his pants)
Urinal Guy: Don't even think about it.
(static)
(Salad Puncher and Other guy's constant punches)
(static)
(Men 1 and 2 are shown)
Man 3: Hey guys check out my new camera!
(fires gun at Man 1)
Man 3: Oh, wait! This isn't the camera.
(static)
Potato Killer: Die potato!
Potato: Noooooooo!!
I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.
Potato Killer: Oh no no no wait-
(potato killer and potato get hit by train)
(I Like Trains Kid smiles)
(credits roll)
Trivia
- The "Die Potato" skit is a continuation of the skits from episode 1 and 2 of the same name.
- The "Salad" skit has 3 parts, all in this episode.
- This episode marks the first of a few things:
- The first episode to mention Jim.
- The first episode to not have a skit during or after the credits.
- For the salad scene the guy actually says "I am punching your son!" but this was abandoned for the fear it would scare away viewers, so they changed the voice slightly to make it sound like "I am punching your salad".
- There are rumors spread that Michael J. Fox (The voice of Stuart Little) voiced the Salad Guy.
- Joey from the skit "Sandwich" reappeared in asdfmovies 4 and 7 being puked and refusing to eat Mr. Muffin.
- The New Dog Skit appeared in the asdfmovie5 trailer.
- In the first Salad skit, the other guy says "Cut it out, man!" to The Salad Puncher.
- This is the first video to have I Like Trains Kid show emotion, the second is the I Like Trains (Song).