Asdfmovie3 is the third video in the Asdfmovie series. It was uploaded to YouTube on December 31, 2010.
Man 1: Hey man, look at my new dog.
Man 2: Oh yeah, that's pretty coo- (looks down) aww, there's no dog there!
Man 1: OOOOOOOOOHHH!
Man 2: AWWWWWWWW!
Guy: Joey, did you eat my sandwich?
Joey: I am your sandwich.
(Guy swallows Joey)
Guy 1: Here hold this.
(gives bomb to Guy 2)
(bomb almost explodes but Guy 1 gets it back before it can explode)
Guy 1: Thanks.
(A son is holding a bowl with salad when The Salad Punching Dad hits him knocking the salad out of the son's hand. He starts punching it)
Son: Aw, what is wrong with you?! Stop it, Cut it out, Dad! I don't want thi--
Guy 1: Pffft! Screw gravity!
(floats away, guy 2 smiles)
(Jim pointing a gun to his head)
Jim: Goodbye world.
World: Ok Jim, I'll see you around. Where you goin'...(gunfire) Aw, oh no! Oh, that's not what I thought he meant by that at all!
Man: (gasps) There's something on your face!
(punches other man in the face)
Man: IT WAS PAIN!
Son: Aw, what is happening?! Why would you do this?! I can't even-
Salad Punching Dad: I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!!!
Father: Now son, don't touch that cactus.
(son is magnetized to cactus)
Father: YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.
Harold: Honey, why is the baby on fire?
Wife: (spazzing) BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!!
(there are two guys, 2nd has a urinal on him. Guy 1 starts to undo zipper on his pants)
Urinal Guy: Don't even think about it.
(Salad Punching Dad and Son's constant punches)
(Men 1 and 2 are shown)
Man 3: Hey guys check out my new camera!
(fires gun at Man 1)
Man 3: Oh, wait! This isn't the camera.
Potato Killer: Die potato!
I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.
Potato Killer: Oh no no no wait-
(potato killer and potato get hit by train)
(I Like Trains Kid smiles)
- The "Die Potato" skit is a continuation of the skits from episode 1 and 2 of the same name.
- The "Salad" skit has 3 parts, all in this episode.
- This episode marks the first of a few things:
- The first episode to mention Jim.
- The first episode to not have a skit during or after the credits.
- The New Dog Skit appeared in the asdfmovie5 trailer.
- This is the first video to have I Like Trains Kid show emotion, the second is the I Like Trains song.
- The "New Camera" joke is TomSka's favorite.