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Asdfmovie3 is the third video in the Asdfmovie series. It was uploaded to YouTube on December 31, 2010.

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Transcript

Man 1: Hey man, look at my new dog.

Man 2: Oh yeah, that's pretty coo- (looks down) aww, there's no dog there!

Man 1: OOOOOOOOOHHH!

Man 2: AWWWWWWWW!

Both: OOOAAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAO!

(asdfmovie3 intro)

(static)

Guy: Joey, did you eat my sandwich?

Joey: I am your sandwich.

(Guy swallows Joey)

(static)

Guy 1: Here hold this.

(gives bomb to Guy 2) 

(bomb almost explodes but Guy 1 gets it back before it can explode)

Guy 1: Thanks.

(static)

(A son is holding a bowl with salad when The Salad Punching Dad hits him knocking the salad out of the son's hand. He starts punching it)

Son: Aw, what is wrong with you?! Stop it, Cut it out, Dad! I don't want thi--

(static)

Guy 1: Pffft! Screw gravity!

(floats away, guy 2 smiles)

(static)

(Jim pointing a gun to his head)

Jim: Goodbye world.

World: Ok Jim, I'll see you around. Where you goin'...(gunfire) Aw, oh no! Oh, that's not what I thought he meant by that at all!

(static)

Man: (gasps) There's something on your face!

(punches other man in the face)

Man: IT WAS PAIN!

(static)

Son: Aw, what is happening?! Why would you do this?! I can't even-

Salad Punching Dad: I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!!!

Son: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

(static)

Father: Now son, don't touch that cactus.

(son is magnetized to cactus)

Father: YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.

(static)

Harold: Honey, why is the baby on fire?

(Baby giggles)

Wife: (spazzing) BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!!

(static)

(there are two guys, 2nd has a urinal on him. Guy 1 starts to undo zipper on his pants)

Urinal Guy: Don't even think about it.

(static)

(Salad Punching Dad and Son's constant punches)

(static)

(Men 1 and 2 are shown)

Man 3: Hey guys check out my new camera!

(fires gun at Man 1)

Man 3: Oh, wait! This isn't the camera.

(static)

Potato Killer: Die potato!

Potato: Noooooooo!!

I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.

Potato Killer: Oh no no no wait-

(potato killer and potato get hit by train)

(I Like Trains Kid smiles)

(credits roll)

Trivia

  • The "Die Potato" skit is a continuation of the skits from episode 1 and 2 of the same name.
  • The "Salad" skit has 3 parts, all in this episode.
  • This episode marks the first of a few things:
    • The first episode to mention Jim.
    • The first episode to not have a skit during or after the credits.
  • The New Dog Skit appeared in the asdfmovie5 trailer.
  • This is the first video to have I Like Trains Kid show emotion, the second is the I Like Trains song.
    • This also marks the first time a multiple unit train is seen in the I Like Trains skits.
  • The "New Camera" joke is TomSka's favorite.

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