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Asdfmovie3
Season 1, Episode 3
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Air date December 31, 2010
Written by TomSka
Directed by TomSka
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Asdfmovie3

Asdfmovie3

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Asdfmovie3 is the third episode of the Asdfmovie series. It was uploaded on December 31, 2010 (nearly New Year's Eve), being 364 days since the upload of Asdfmovie2. The video has over 54 million views.

Voice Actors Edit


SkitsEdit

TranscriptEdit

Man 1: Hey man, look at my new dog.

Man 2: Oh yeah, that's pretty coo- (looks down) aww, there's no dog there!

Man 1: OOOOOOOOOHHH!

Man 2: AWWWWWWWW!

Both: OOOAAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAO!

(asdfmovie3 intro)

(static)

Guy: Joey, did you eat my sandwich?

Joey: I am your sandwich.

(Guy swallows Joey)

(static)

Guy 1: Here hold this.

(gives bomb to Guy 2) 

(bomb almost explodes but Guy 1 gets it back before it can explode)

Guy 1: Thanks.

(static)

(A son is holding a bowl with salad when The Salad Punching Dad hits him knocking the salad out of the son's hand. He starts punching it)

Son: Aw, what is wrong with you?! Stop it, Cut it out, Dad! I don't want thi--

(static)

Guy 1: Pffft! Screw gravity!

(floats away, guy 2 smiles)

(static)

(Jim pointing a gun to his head)

Jim: Goodbye world.

World: Ok Jim, I'll see you around. Where you goin'...(gunfire) Aw, oh no! Oh, that's not what I thought he meant by that at all!

(static)

Man: (gasps) There's something on your face!

(punches other man in the face)

Man: IT WAS PAIN!

(static)

Son: Aw, what is happening?! Why would you do this?! I can't even-

Salad Punching Dad: I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!!!

Son: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

(static)

Father: Now son, don't touch that cactus.

(son is magnetized to cactus)

Father: YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.

(static)

Harold: Honey, why is the baby on fire?

(Baby giggles)

Wife: (spazzing) BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!!

(static)

(there are two guys, 2nd has a urinal on him. Guy 1 starts to undo zipper on his pants)

Urinal Guy: Don't even think about it.

(static)

(Salad Punching Dad and Son's constant punches)

(static)

(Men 1 and 2 are shown)

Man 3: Hey guys check out my new camera!

(fires gun at Man 1)

Man 3: Oh, wait! This isn't the camera.

(static)

Potato Killer: Die potato!

Potato: Noooooooo!!

I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.

Potato Killer: Oh no no no wait-

(potato killer and potato get hit by train)

(I Like Trains Kid smiles)

(credits roll)

Trivia Edit

  • The "Die Potato" skit is a continuation of the skits from episode 1 and 2 of the same name.
  • The "Salad" skit has 3 parts, all in this episode.
  • This episode marks the first of a few things:
    • The first episode to mention Jim.
    • The first episode to not have a skit during or after the credits.
  • The New Dog Skit appeared in the asdfmovie5 trailer.
  • This is the first video to have I Like Trains Kid show emotion, the second is the I Like Trains song.
  • The "New Camera" joke is TomSka's favorite.