FANDOM


(guy is about to jump off the top of a building)

Jack: Nooo! Don't jump!!!

(Jack pulls out video camera)

Jack: Okay! Now jump!

*Title Screen*

*static*

Phil: You want a piece of me?!

Dan: Yeah!

(Phil takes off a piece of his torso)

Phil: Well, here you go then!

Dan: Thanks!

(Dan walks away)

*static*

Mother: Hey kids! Who's ready to draw?

Kids: Me! Me! Me!

Mother: Okay then...

(Mother pulls out gun)

Mother: Draw!

(Mother and Kids shoot at each other)

*static*

Sam: Okay! Hit the apple!

(arrow hits the apple)

Sam: Yaaaay!

(tree falls onto Sam)

*static*

3D Guy #1: Hey! What time is it?!

3D Guy #2: It's medication time!

(3D Guy #2 takes pills and reverts them into their 2D selves)

3D Guy #2: This is better.

*static*

Basketball: Haha! Chase me, Suzie! Chase me!

(Suzie gets hit by a car)

Basketball: *deep voice* Mmm... Good...

*static*

Girl: Heeey... I'm not like OTHER girls... I have... SNAKE ARMS.

(exposes snake arms to loud music)

*static*

Boss: I'm sorry, Jim, but I'm gonna have to let you go.

Jim: No, please! (Zooms out and Jim is revealed to be a balloon, Mr. Boss lets him go) Noooo!!!

*static*

Near Boy: (points away) Is this you?

Far Boy: Yes!

Near Boy: 'Allo!

Far Boy: Hiii!

*static*

Jake: Hey, here comes that trainsgender guy!

I Like Trains Kid: I like trains...

*both are hit by a train*

*static*

Tommy: I wish I could fly!

Genie: (snaps) Your wish is granted!

Tommy: Yaaay! (Jumps up and hits the ceiling)

*static*

Sheep: Beep beep, I'm a sheep, I said beep beep, I'm a sheep!

Sheep #2: Baaaa!

*static*

Dave: You know what I hate? Child murderers.

Clark: Oh no! Here comes one now!

Child: (giggling) (chasing people) I'm gonna getcha!

*static*

Diver: (jumps) Cannonballllll... (Keeps flying and eventually hits a pirate ship, making it detonate)

*static*

Remix Sheep: Beep beep, I'm a sheep! I said beep beep, I'm a sheep. (x2)

*static*

Happy Father: My beautiful baby! This is the Happiest Day of my Life!

Lady: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!

(Happy Father accidently drops the baby to clap his hands.)

*static*

(two women appear, one opens her mouth real wide and someone is inside of there)

Goggles Guy: Have you seen my lemons? I WANT MY LEMONS.

*static*

Fat Guy: I don't wanna be fat anymore! (pulls up a gun while crying, eats the gun)

*static*

Skateboarding Cow: Meow, meow, I'm a cow, I said Meow Meow I'm a-

Sheep: NO!

*static*

TomSka: Hey you! if you like asdfmovie you should probably buy an asdfmovie T-Shirt! I promise I won't spend your money on food! Nah, I'm totally gonna spend it on food.

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.