(Guy 1 is the top of a building, strong winds)
Guy 2: Nooo! Don't jump!
(Guy 2 pulls out video camera)
Guy 2: Okay! Now jump!
*Funky music and title screen*
Man 1: You want a piece of me?!
Man 2: Yeah!
(Man 1 takes off a piece of his torso)
Man 1: Well, here you go then!
Man 2: Thanks!
(Man 2 walks away)
Mom: Hey kids! Who's ready to draw?
Kids: Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
Mom: Okay then...
(Mom pulls out gun)
Sam: Okay! Hit the apple!
(arrow hits the apple)
(tree falls onto Sam)
3D Guy #1: Hey! What time is it?!
3D Guy #2: It's medication time!
(Gulp + 3D Guys turn back to normal + pop)
Guy #2: This is better.
Basketball: Haha! Chase me, Suzie! Chase me!
(Car Horn + Splat)
Basketball: *deep voice* Mmm... Good...
Girl: Heeey... I'm not like OTHER girls... I have... SNAKE ARMS.
(exposes snake arms to funkier music)
Guy: I'm sorry, Jim, but I'm gonna have to let you go.
Jim: No, please! (Zooms out, and Jim is revealed to be a balloon)
Guy: (Lets go of Jim)
Jim: Noooo!!! (floats away)
Near Boy: (points away) Is this you?
Far Boy: Yes!
Near Boy: Hello!
Far Boy: Hiii!
Man 1: Hey, here comes that trainsgender guy!
I Like Trains Kid: (Offscreen) I like trains...
*both are hit by a train +splat + train horn*
Kid: I wish I could fly!
Genie: (snaps) Your wish is granted! (Magical sparkles)
Kid: Yaaay! (Jumps up and hits the ceiling + splat)
Sheep #1: Beep beep, I'm a sheep! I said beep beep, I'm a sheep!
*sheep #2 bahs*
Guy 1: You know what I hate? Child murderers.
Guy 2: Oh no! Here comes one now!
Child: (giggling) (chasing guy 1 and guy 2 with a blood-stained knife) I'm gonna getcha!
Diver: (jumps) Cannonballllll... (Keeps flying and eventually hits a pirate ship, whooshing winds)
Pirate: Yarrr! (Ship sinks + explosion)
Remix Sheep: (extremely funky music) Beep beep, I'm a sheep! I said beep beep, I'm a sheep. (x2)
Happy Father: My beautiful baby! This is the happiest day of my Life!
Lady: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
(Happy Father accidently drops the baby to clap his hands, baby splatter+ clap clap)
(two women appear, one opens her mouth real wide and someone is inside of there)
Goggles Guy: Have you seen mah leymons? I want mah leymons.
Fat Guy: I don't wanna be fat anymore... (pulls up a gun while crying, eats the gun)
Skateboarding Cow: Meow meow, I'm a cow. I said meow meow I'm a-
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