Asdfmovie10 is the tenth episode of the asdfmovie series. It was uploaded to YouTube on April Fool's Day 2017.
Script[]
Don't Jump 2
(Guy is at the top of a building with strong winds)
Billy: No! Don't jump!
(Man pulls out video camera)
Billy: Okay, now jump!
*Funky music and title screen*
*static*
Piece of Me
Man 1: You want a piece of me?!
Man 2: Yeah!
(Man 1 takes off a piece of his torso)
Man 1: Well, here you go then!
Man 2: Thanks!
(Man 2 walks away)
*static*
Draw
Mom: Hey kids! Who's ready to draw?
Kids: Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
Mom: Okay then...
(Mom pulls out gun)
Mom: Draw!
(gunfire)
*static*
Hit the Apple
Sam: Okay! Hit the apple!
(arrow hits the apple)
Sam: Yeah!
(tree falls onto Sam)
*static*
It's Medication Time
3D Guy #1: Hey! What time is it?!
3D Guy #2: It's medication time!
(3D Guy 2 takes some pills, the screen starts to warp, and the 3D Guys turn back to normal/2D)
Guy #2: This is better.
*static*
Chase Me
Basketball: Haha! Chase me, Suzie! Chase me!
(A car runs over Suzie, killing her and leaving behind blood)
Basketball: *deep, ominous voice* Mmm... Good...
*static*
Snake Arms
Snake Arms Girl: Heeey... I'm not like other girls. I have SNAKE ARMS.
(exposes snake arms to funkier music)
*static*
Let You Go
Guy: I'm sorry, Jim, but I'm gonna have to let you go.
Jim: No, please! (Zooms out, and Jim is revealed to be a balloon)
Guy: (Lets go of Jim)
Jim: NOOOOOOO... (floats away)
*static*
Is This You
Near Boy: (points away) Is this you?
Far Boy: Yes!
Near Boy: Hello!
Far Boy: Hiii!
*static*
Trains-Gender Guy/I Like Trains 6
Man 1: Hey. Here comes that trains-gender guy.
I Like Trains Kid: (Off-screen) I like trains.
*both are hit by a train*
*static*
Fly
Kid: I wish I could fly!
Genie: (snaps) Your wish is granted! (Magical sparkles)
Kid: Yaaay! (Jumps up and hits the ceiling + splat)
*static*
Beep, Beep, I'm a Sheep
Sheep #1: ♪ Beep beep, I'm a sheep. I said beep beep, I'm a sheep. ♪
*sheep #2 bleats*
*static*
Child Murderer
Guy 1: You know what I hate? Child murderers.
Guy 2: Oh no! Here comes one now!
Child: (giggling) (chasing guy 1 and guy 2 with a bloody knife) I'm gonna getcha!
*static*
Cannonball
Diver: (jumps) Cannonballllll! (Keeps flying and eventually hits a pirate ship, whooshing winds)
Pirate: Yarrr! (Ship sinks + explosion)
*static*
Beep, Beep, I'm a Sheep 2
Remix Sheep: (extremely funky music) ♪ Beep beep, I'm a sheep, I said beep beep, I'm a sheep. (x2) ♪
*static*
Baby/Happy
Father: My beautiful baby! This is the happiest day of my Life!
Lady: ♪ If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! ♪
(Father accidentally drops the baby to clap his hands, and the baby promptly dies with blood splattering out)
*static*
Lemons
(two women appear, one opens her mouth real wide and someone is inside of there)
Goggles Guy: Have you seen my lemons? I want my lemons.
*static*
Fat Guy 2
Fat Guy: I don't wanna be fat anymore... (pulls up a gun while crying, eats the gun)
*static*
Beep, Beep, I'm a Sheep 3
Skateboarding Cow: ♪ Meow meow, I'm a cow. I said meow meow I'm a- ♪
Sheep: (interruptingly) No!
*static*
TomSka: Hey you! if you like asdfmovie you should probably buy an asdfmovie T-Shirt! I promise I won't spend your money on food! (pause) Nah, I'm totally gonna spend it on food.
Gallery[]
Cast[]
- Thomas "Tomska" Ridgewell
- Eddie Bowley
- Erin "2ToesUp" Breslin
- Gabriel "Black Gryph0n" Brown
- Luke "LukeIsNotSexy" Cutforth
- Jack "Jacksfilms" Douglass
- Chloe Dungate
- Elliot "ElliotExplicit" Gough
- Dan "Danisnotonfire" Howell
- Phil "AmazingPhil" Lester
- Sean "Jacksepticeye" McLoughlin
- Rebecca Parham
- Jacob Trueman
- Mike Trueman
- Edd Gould
Trivia[]
- The "Is this you?" joke was written only hours before asdfmovie10's release, as TomSka only wanted to use the funny voice.
- The "Snake Arms" joke re-uses a sliding sound effect from Asdfmovie7.
- The "Child Murderers" joke was originally about Child Molesters, but TomSka changed the joke after deciding it might be going too far.
- Ridgewell has stated that this is one of his least favourite asdfmovies because the jokes are too direct.
- The 15th skit served as a teaser for the Beep Beep I'm A Sheep song.
- The "Beep Beep I'm A Sheep" was later referenced in the Eddsworld eddisode "Beaster Bunny" as "Baa Baa I'm A Car", released exactly four years later.