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Asdfmovie10 is the tenth episode of the asdfmovie series. It was uploaded to YouTube on April Fool's Day 2017.

Script[]

Don't Jump!

Don't Jump 2

(Guy is at the top of a building with strong winds)

Billy: No! Don't jump!

(Man pulls out video camera)

Billy: Okay, now jump!

*Funky music and title screen*

*static*

Piece of Me

Man 1: You want a piece of me?!

Man 2: Yeah!

(Man 1 takes off a piece of his torso)

Man 1: Well, here you go then!

Man 2: Thanks!

(Man 2 walks away)

*static*

Draw

Mom: Hey kids! Who's ready to draw?

Kids: Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!

Mom: Okay then...

(Mom pulls out gun)

Mom: Draw!

(gunfire)

*static*

Hit the Apple

Sam: Okay! Hit the apple!

(arrow hits the apple)

Sam: Yeah!

(tree falls onto Sam)

*static*

It's Medication Time

3D Guy #1: Hey! What time is it?!

3D Guy #2: It's medication time!

(3D Guy 2 takes some pills, the screen starts to warp, and the 3D Guys turn back to normal/2D)

Guy #2: This is better.

*static*

Chase Me

Basketball: Haha! Chase me, Suzie! Chase me!

(A car runs over Suzie, killing her and leaving behind blood)

Basketball: *deep, ominous voice* Mmm... Good...

*static*

Snake Arms

Snake Arms Girl: Heeey... I'm not like other girls. I have SNAKE ARMS.

(exposes snake arms to funkier music)

*static*

Let You Go

Guy: I'm sorry, Jim, but I'm gonna have to let you go.

Jim: No, please! (Zooms out, and Jim is revealed to be a balloon)

Guy: (Lets go of Jim)

Jim: NOOOOOOO... (floats away)

*static*

Is This You

Near Boy: (points away) Is this you?

Far Boy: Yes!

Near Boy: Hello!

Far Boy: Hiii!

*static*

Trains-Gender Guy/I Like Trains 6

Man 1: Hey. Here comes that trains-gender guy.

I Like Trains Kid: (Off-screen) I like trains.

*both are hit by a train*

*static*

Fly

Kid: I wish I could fly!

Genie: (snaps) Your wish is granted! (Magical sparkles)

Kid: Yaaay! (Jumps up and hits the ceiling + splat)

*static*

Beep, Beep, I'm a Sheep

Sheep #1: ♪ Beep beep, I'm a sheep. I said beep beep, I'm a sheep. ♪

*sheep #2 bleats*

*static*

Child Murderer

Guy 1: You know what I hate? Child murderers.

Guy 2: Oh no! Here comes one now!

Child: (giggling) (chasing guy 1 and guy 2 with a bloody knife) I'm gonna getcha!

*static*

Cannonball

Diver: (jumps) Cannonballllll! (Keeps flying and eventually hits a pirate ship, whooshing winds)

Pirate: Yarrr! (Ship sinks + explosion)

*static*

Beep, Beep, I'm a Sheep 2

Remix Sheep: (extremely funky music) ♪ Beep beep, I'm a sheep, I said beep beep, I'm a sheep. (x2) ♪

*static*

Baby/Happy

Father: My beautiful baby! This is the happiest day of my Life!

Lady: ♪ If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! ♪

(Father accidentally drops the baby to clap his hands, and the baby promptly dies with blood splattering out)

*static*

Lemons

(two women appear, one opens her mouth real wide and someone is inside of there)

Goggles Guy: Have you seen my lemons? I want my lemons.

*static*

Fat Guy 2

Fat Guy: I don't wanna be fat anymore... (pulls up a gun while crying, eats the gun)

*static*

Beep, Beep, I'm a Sheep 3

Skateboarding Cow: ♪ Meow meow, I'm a cow. I said meow meow I'm a- ♪

Sheep: (interruptingly) No!

*static*

TomSka: Hey you! if you like asdfmovie you should probably buy an asdfmovie T-Shirt! I promise I won't spend your money on food! (pause) Nah, I'm totally gonna spend it on food.

Gallery[]

Cast[]

  • Thomas "Tomska" Ridgewell
  • Eddie Bowley
  • Erin "2ToesUp" Breslin
  • Gabriel "Black Gryph0n" Brown
  • Luke "LukeIsNotSexy" Cutforth
  • Jack "Jacksfilms" Douglass
  • Chloe Dungate
  • Elliot "ElliotExplicit" Gough
  • Dan "Danisnotonfire" Howell
  • Phil "AmazingPhil" Lester
  • Sean "Jacksepticeye" McLoughlin
  • Rebecca Parham
  • Jacob Trueman
  • Mike Trueman
  • Edd Gould

Trivia[]

  • The "Is this you?" joke was written only hours before asdfmovie10's release, as TomSka only wanted to use the funny voice.
  • The "Snake Arms" joke re-uses a sliding sound effect from Asdfmovie7.
  • The "Child Murderers" joke was originally about Child Molesters, but TomSka changed the joke after deciding it might be going too far.
  • Ridgewell has stated that this is one of his least favourite asdfmovies because the jokes are too direct.
  • The 15th skit served as a teaser for the Beep Beep I'm A Sheep song.
  • The "Beep Beep I'm A Sheep" was later referenced in the Eddsworld eddisode "Beaster Bunny" as "Baa Baa I'm A Car", released exactly four years later.
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