|Season 1, Episode 1|
|Air date||August 10, 2008|
List Of SkitsEdit
- Got Your Nose
- The Evil Tie
- Hello Parking Meter
- Smell my Flower
- Pointless Button
- Level Up
- Tree Powers
- Die Potato
- Who's Gay?
(baby giggling; father pretends to take his nose)
Father: Got your nose!
(police man kicks the door)
Police man: Look out! He's got a nose! (fires his gun)
(asdfmovie title screen and intro music plays)
Guy: You gotta help me, man! My tie is evil and it's gonna kill me!
(other guy slowly walks away)
Guy: Please don't hurt me...
Guy: Hello, parking meter.
Parking meter: Hello!
(surprised and dismayed)
Guy 1: Hey guy, hey, smell my flower.
(other guy smells his flower) Mmm.
(Random monster comes out of the guy's body)
Guy 2: Lol!
(Guy presses the button)
Guy: Hey man.
(other guy punches him)
Guy: What the hell is wrong with you?
Woman: Somebody help me! I'm being robbed!
Tree man: I'll save you! Tree powers activate!
(Tree man turns into a tree)
Guy: Die, potato!
(potato gets stepped on)
Man: Mmm.. Yum!
(cuts the cake)
Cake: AAAAHHH! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? I HAVE A WIFE AND FAMILY!
Cake: THE PAIN! IT'S UNBEARABLE!
Man: What have I done?
Cake: TELL MY CHILDREN I LOVE THEM!
(cake falls off the side of the table)
(cake hits the floor)
(ending credits play)
Mean guy: Hey! You know who's gay? YOU!
(other guy stabs the mean guy)
Mean guy: Aw, COME ON!
Cast And CrewEdit
- Animators: PivotRJ
- Voice Actors: Tomska And Bing
- Musicians: Binaerpilot
- Director: Tomska
- This is the first Asdfmovie in the series.
- This Asdfmovie has the second highest amount of views, with Asdfmovie 2 barely passing the amount of views it has.
- This Asdfmovie introduces the recurring skit Die Potato.