The 'Cow Pretending To Be A Man' is a group of 3 skits from asdfmovie8 and 1 skit in asdfmovie10
He is often known for:
- Wanting to skateboard with others.
- Pretending to be a man.
Script from the Videos Subtitles Edit
Skit 1: Edit
Narrator: "And now... a cow, pretending to be a man."
Man: "Alan, are you a cow?"
Alan: "What?! No!"
Cow: "Yah', me neither! You guys want to go skateboards?"
Skit 2: Edit
Eddie: "You're leavin' me?!"
Zelda (Eddie's Girlfriend): "Sorry Eddie, I've met a REAL man!"
Cow: "Hi babe! Yes I am real man. You want to go skateboards?"
Skit 3: Edit
Man: "The orphans... they're all dead! What kind of man would do this!?"
(Cow enters on skateboard, riding through pile of dead orphans)
(Cow does kick-flip on skateboard)
Cow: (Whispering) "Skateboards."
Skit 4: Edit
Skateboarding Cow: Meow, meow, I'm a cow, I said Meow Meow I'm a-
- It is possible that he's the one responsible for killing the orphans because of him being shown in the scene.