The 'Cow Pretending To Be A Man' skits appeared in asdfmovie8 and asdfmovie10.


Skit 1:

Narrator: "And now... a cow, pretending to be a man."

Man: "Alan, are you a cow?"

Alan: "What?! No!"

Cow: "Yah', me neither! You guys want to go skateboards?"

Skit 2:

Eddie: "You're leavin' me?!"

Mom (Eddie's mom): "Sorry Eddie, I've met a REAL man!"

Cow: "Hi babe! Yes I am real man. You want to go skateboards?"

Skit 3:

Man: "The orphans... they're all dead! What kind of man would do this!?"

(Cow enters on skateboard, riding through pile of dead orphans)

(Cow does kick-flip on skateboard)

Cow: (Whispering) "Skateboards."

Skit 4:

Skateboarding Cow: Meow Meow Im a Cow i said meow meow im a-

Sheep 3: NO!



  • He is voiced by TomSka doing a faux Minnesotan accent based on a character he saw on Family Guy.