The 'Cow Pretending To Be A Man' skits appeared in asdfmovie8 and asdfmovie10.
Narrator: "And now... a cow, pretending to be a man."
Man: "Alan, are you a cow?"
Alan: "What?! No!"
Cow: "Yah', me neither! You guys want to go skateboards?"
Eddie: "You're leavin' me?!"
Mom (Eddie's mom): "Sorry Eddie, I've met a REAL man!"
Cow: "Hi babe! Yes I am real man. You want to go skateboards?"
Man: "The orphans... they're all dead! What kind of man would do this!?"
(Cow enters on skateboard, riding through pile of dead orphans)
(Cow does kick-flip on skateboard)
Cow: (Whispering) "Skateboards."
Skateboarding Cow: Meow Meow Im a Cow i said meow meow im a-
Sheep 3: NO!
- He is voiced by TomSka doing a faux Minnesotan accent based on a character he saw on Family Guy.